Sách Make Women Laugh How To Make Any Woman Laugh At Any time, Any Place, And Any way You Want

Table of Contents

Table of Contents . 3
Copyright Notice . 7
Foreword 8

Part 1 Overview . 11
Introduction . 12
“What Kind of Book is This?” 12
Overview of the Book 14
What Else? 16
Three Simple Steps to Being Funny 18
One - Open Your Mind and Absorb 18
Two - Shift in Mentality . 19
Three - Take Massive Action 20
The Humor Habit 22

Part 2 Dealing With Women . 24
Universal Laws of Women 25
Women are Emotional . 25
Women are Instinctive 28
Women Want to be Dominated . 29
Women Want to Feel Smart . 30
Women Want to Picture Things . 31
Start Talking to Women 33
The 3-Second Rule . 33
Pick Up Women 35
Build Rapport with Women 38
Flirt With Women . 40
The 4 Types of Women . 42
All Roads Lead to Laughter . 44
What Makes Women Laugh 45

Part 3 Tricks & Techniques 51
The Right Humor Attitudes . 52
An “Inner Game” 52
Internalization . 55
It’s Your Show . 56
Overly Funny . 57
The Right Body Language for Humor 58
Tonality 58
The Soothing 60
The Baritone . 60
The Energetic 61
The Dramatic 61
Posture, Gestures and Movement . 63
Facial Expressions 66
Basics of Humor . 67
Fitting the Conversation 67
Timing 67
“Test Water” 70
Tell Universal Jokes First . 70
Never Show Your Trump Card Too Early 72
Smile. Don’t Laugh. 73
Contingency Plan . 74
What Jokes to Avoid . 76
Sexist, Ethnic, Religious Jokes 76
Joke About Her 76
Lame Jokes . 77
Make Mental Notes . 77
End With the Funniest Joke 78
There are Only a Few Jokes in the World 79
Humor Characters 80
Different Women, Different Strategies . 80
Play a Character . 81
Joke Teller 82
Aggressor . 82
Stupid Guy 83
“Wise Guy” 84
Intellectual, Reserved, Nerdy Guy . 85
Story Teller . 85
Actor, Comedian, Talk Show Host . 87
Serious Guy . 87
Imitator, Impersonator . 88
Magician, Juggler, Fortune Teller, etc. . 89

Piece Them Together 90
Find the Right Target 91
Make Fun of Yourself 91
Women in a Group . 93
Others or Other Things . 95
The Power of Stereotypes 97
The Power of Facts . 98
The Power of Words . 100
Double Entendre 104
Literal Meanings . 108